Bathing in Bed

In my dream last night, I was hanging out with another dude in a bathroom. This sounds strange until you realize what we were doing. Then it gets stranger.

It turns out that this was actually an alternate history of my time at Southern Adventist University. In the dream, I had just received my room assignment for the residence hall, and it turns out that the dorm was much to full. Since my roommate and I were inconsequential people, they sent us to the overflow area, which ended up being the bathroom.

Our new room turned out to be a very large handicapped stall in the lavatory. At the time of my dream, we had already set everything up, including the couch, desks, and computers. However, as soon as we were all ready to live, we received word that we could move into a recently vacated residence room.

The End.

Kings

Last night, I dreamed that I had been called in by my dentist. They said that I had to have my crown removed and replaced, because of a bonding mistake they made. As we talked, I could feel my crown getting looser and looser. The dentist said the operation would be incredibly painful. I said I didn't mind, but my parents were getting really upset. Then my alarm went off like three times.